PALMERS LODGE SWISS COTTAGE, London

Dormitory beds come with custom-designed oak bunks, privacy curtains, reading lamps and plug sockets. Beds are mostly bunk beds; some are double bunks in larger rooms. The rooms are heated centrally and some have high ceilings. Under-bed lockers are provided (bring your own padlock or buy one for £5); larger lockers can be rented downstairs. Basement rooms are available but may have limited natural light and can feel cramped. Rooms on higher floors tend to be quieter, while rooms near the bar or on the ground floor may hear noise. The building's old wooden floors and fire-safety doors mean some hallway noise carries. Private rooms feature classic dark wood furnishings, secure storage, electric kettle and shared or ensuite bathroom. A female-only dorm and female-only bathroom are available on the first floor. The accommodation is better suited to travellers prioritising location and price over modern decor.

The continental breakfast includes eggs, toast, pastries, fruit, yogurt, ham, cheese, boiled eggs, juice, tea and coffee - a solid value for the price. Breakfast can be booked with your reservation. The fully-licensed bar is open until late daily (closed Wednesdays) and offers local and international beers, plus a pool table, darts and table tennis. Bar food (pizza, toasties, wraps) is available in the evening but cannot be pre-booked. A self-catering kitchen with hob, oven, microwave, fridge and kettle is available for guest use, open until 23:30. The kitchen is small and can get busy. The lounge and bar areas also serve as a social hangout with a relaxed atmosphere.

The bar and conservatory open onto a garden area - a relaxing spot during warmer months. The lounge features sofas, a TV, and board games. Walking tours and pub crawls are organised (some free, some with a charge). Regular events include wine tasting (Monday, £10), trivia (Wednesday, free), 'Fast Friends' social (Friday, free) and karaoke (Sunday, free). The building has designated smoking areas outside. There is no swimming pool, spa, or gym on site.

The reception is open 24/7 and sells toiletries, souvenirs, towels (£2) and padlocks (£5). Free Wi-Fi is available across the entire building, including rooms - it is fast and reliable. The on-site laundry room has washing machines and dryers; detergent is available at reception. There are also 'beauty stations' with hairdryers and large mirrors on most floors. Luggage storage lockers (paid, from £1-£6) can be used before check-in/after check-out. The property has a lift to upper floors and accessible parking. CCTV and key-card access provide security. No shuttle, no pets, no travel cots.