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Hotel Joke - Astotel is located 1 km from Gare Saint-Lazare.
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HOTEL JOKE - ASTOTEL, Paris
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About the Hotel
69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009,
- Close to Sacre-Coeur
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Rooms with Fun Furniture
Hôtel Joke-Astotel is a six-story building with a flat white facade. The hotel features 44 rooms furnished with stylish and fun furniture. Each soundproofed room includes comfortable beds, a desk, a flat-screen TV with satellite channels, a safe, and complimentary Wi-Fi. Rooms also have coffee service and a mini-fridge stocked with free non-alcoholic drinks. En-suite bathrooms include electric kettles. Some rooms offer seating areas and extra space.
Breakfast and Free Snacks
A varied buffet breakfast, including hot drinks, pastries, fruit juices, cereals, eggs, and a selection of organic products, is served every morning in a breakfast room with natural light. Guests can enjoy complimentary snacks and drinks near reception from afternoon until late evening. A snack bar/deli and coffee/tea are available in a common area.
Features and Safety
Guests can make use of complimentary wireless Internet access and concierge services. Additional features include luggage storage, airport shuttle service and currency exchange. Safety features include a fire extinguisher, smoke detector, security system, first aid kit, and window guards.
Location near Landmarks
Hotel Joke - Astotel sits in Paris' 9th arrondissement, 1 km from Haussmann - Saint-Lazare and 200 metres from Blanche. The hotel is 3 km from Arc de Triomphe, 3 km from the Centre Pompidou, 2 km from the Louvre Museum, 3 km from the Musée d'Orsay, 2 km from the Grand Palais and 2 km from the Champs-Élysées. Blanche Metro Station offers direct access to the Arc de Triomphe. Guests can make time for La Machine du Moulin Rouge.
Services and Comfort
Featured amenities include complimentary newspapers in the lobby, dry cleaning/laundry services, and a 24-hour front desk. The hotel's welcoming staff and lounge areas offer an alternative to busy bars and noisy coffee shops. Charles de Gaulle Airport and Orly Airport are about an hour away via public transit.
Must-do experiences
- Savor authentic escargot at La Coupole, a local culinary landmark.
- Stroll through Canal Saint-Martin for charming boutiques and cafés.
- Visit the Musée de l'Orangerie to see Monet's water lilies up close.
- Explore the Marché des Enfants Rouges for fresh local produce.
- Catch a sunset at Parc des Buttes-Chaumont for stunning city views.
Choose your room type
Hotel Joke - Astotel — double rooms, family rooms, and suites. Breakfast options and free cancellation available on selected rates
- Double Room2 persons15 sq. feet1 King-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
- Twin Room2 persons16 sq. feet2 Single bedsAir conditioningHeatingroom details
- Superior Room2 persons19 sq. feet1 King-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
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Check-in/ Check-out
Facilities
What's included at Hotel Joke - Astotel — facilities and services available during your stay
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Safe deposit box
- 24-hour reception
- No pets allowed
- 24-hour security
- Luggage storage
- Lift
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key card access
Guest Parking
- Electric kettle
Services
- Housekeeping
Dining
- Special diet menus
Children
- Cots
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
- Mini-bar
- Soundproofed rooms
- Tea and coffee facilities
Self-catering
- Electric kettle
Media
- Flat-screen TV
- AM/FM alarm clock
Room decor
- Carpeted floor
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Hotel Joke - Astotel Location
69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009,
Explore Paris
Local Highlights
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
1 minute walking
This iconic basilica offers stunning city views and beautiful mosaics, perfect for sightseeing enthusiasts.
Moulin Rouge
3 minutes walking
The legendary cabaret known for its vibrant shows. Book ahead for an unforgettable night of entertainment.
Grevin Museum
19 minutes' walk
Famous wax museum featuring lifelike figures of celebrities and historical icons, offering family-friendly fun.
Sacré-Cœur
16 minutes walking
Located atop Montmartre hill, it's renowned for its striking architecture and tranquil gardens that visitors love.
Bike Tours of Montmartre
11 minutes' walk
Explore Montmartre's charming streets on guided bike tours. Rentals available nearby for self-guided adventures.
Spa Treatments at La Villa
10 minutes walking
Luxurious spa offering massages and treatments. Perfect for relaxation. Reservations recommended for best availability.
Walking Tours of Paris
25 minutes walking
Engaging walking tours cover Paris's rich history. Various themes available; perfect for solo travelers or couples.
Marianina
1 minute walking
Charming Italian eatery featuring homemade pasta and warm ambiance. Reservations suggested for peak hours.
Cafe Blanche
2 minutes walking
Café offering classic French cuisine and cozy atmosphere. Vegan options available; ideal for casual dining.
Bouillon Pigalle
8 minutes' walk
Traditional French dining at reasonable prices. Known for delicious escargot and a lively atmosphere. Expect queues during lunch.
Le Trianon
11 minutes walking
A vibrant venue hosting concerts and live performances in a beautiful historic setting. Often features emerging artists.
L'Arc
6 minutes driving
An upscale nightclub with a stunning terrace and top DJs. Reservations recommended for a premium nightlife experience.
Café des 2 Moulins
15 minutes walking
Iconic café from 'Amélie' film. Enjoy a casual dining experience with a charming vibe. Great for families and movie fans.
Getting around
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
English, Spanish, Italian
Number of floors:
6
Number of rooms:
46
Former name
Blanche Hotel Paris
Guest Reviews and Ratings
What guests said after staying at Hotel Joke - Astotel
Pros
Perfect location
Cute staff
Clean room
Cons
Broken toilet
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FAQs
About Hotel Joke - Astotel
What nearby attractions can I visit from Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Nearby attractions include Moulin Rouge (0.5 km), Opéra Garnier (1 km), and La Cigale Concert Hall (700 m).
What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Check-in time is at 15:00 and check-out time is at 12:00.
Is breakfast included during my stay at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Breakfast is available for an additional charge of 14 EUR and includes buffet, continental, and vegetarian options.
What amenities are available in the rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Rooms feature air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, a minibar with free non-alcoholic drinks, a kettle, a safe, and a private bathroom.
Is there public transport access near Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel is located 500 metres from Pigalle Metro Station.
What dining options are available near Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Nearby restaurants include Roy's Pub Restaurant (0.5 km), Flesh Restaurant Pigalle et Canal St Martin (0.5 km), and Moodiz (0.5 km).
Does Hotel Joke - Astotel have any on-site facilities?
The hotel features a snack bar/deli and communal spaces for relaxation.
What languages do the staff at Hotel Joke - Astotel speak?
The staff is proficient in multiple languages, including English and French.
Is there an airport transfer service available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel provides an airport shuttle service for guests.
Is Wi-Fi available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the hotel.
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